Things I have recently learned....

1. Atonement is not that great of a movie. Which makes everyone who loves it, wrong. In fact, I think the ending is unjust and frustrating.
2. The program feature on my coffee pot is a gift from above to make this fallen world more tolerable.
3. It's going to be a good day when I see a Dunkin' Donuts bag next to the office coffee pot.
4. For buying books http://www.abunga.com/ is the absolute best, and shipping is free.
5. Police officers never use turn signals (which would be like a surgeon not using gloves).
6. I am a product whore. I counted 8 bottles of shampoo and conditioner in my shower this morning.
7. You should not tell your boss that using a punch time card is "kickin' it old school". She might just have used one during her working years.
8. You should not follow up with saying you thought it was "kickin' it old school" because that's what they use on Laverne and Shirley. I have since learned that Laverne and Shirley was primetime television in her early adult years.
9. My co-worker is nosy ;) She enjoys throwing in at random times, "he's cute, and I see that he does not have a wedding ring."
10. And lastly, I enjoy throwing out the threat, "That's it, you're getting blogged." Beware what you say!