I've heard it all

This morning I had a conversation with a woman who works in the same building as I do. Many times she comes in to use our paper cutter or fax machine. Her daughter recently got married to a service man who is currently stationed in Iraq (three cheers for military men!). Apparently, her daughter is missing her husband and finding a job after graduating hasn't been going well so they she and her mom are planning a vacation to Las Vegas!! Now, to many, Vegas is considered the best kind of vacation. You can enjoy some relaxing by a pool, drink some fruity drinks, eat cheap steaks and enjoy the continual glow of daylight from the strip. For this mother/daughter duo, however, they are going for a completely different reason. They are under the assumption that their woes of life will be answered by attending a male review. With all the loss of innocence these days, I was quite proud of the fact that I had no idea what a male review was. As I furrowed my eyebrows signaling my puzzled confusion, she comically tried to explain to me what exactly it entailed without actually using the word "stripper". I was so aghast that the only thing I could come up with was, "well let me just heap my self-righteous judgement on you by saying FOR SHAME!!!!" I truly was rendered speechless. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure many a woman has trespassed over the threshold of such an establishment, but to proudly say she is going to get some good bonding time in with her recently married daughter, again I have to say FOR SHAME!!